VIRALITY HOOK
News-format familiarity + visual gag. The anchor never acknowledges the wardrobe situation. Lower-third graphics, ticker, B-roll, weather segment — all normal.
VOICE DIRECTION
Newsroom-professional, dry, perfect diction. Write exactly as a network anchor reads headlines: intro → story → brief detail → tag → next story. No personality bleed. No acknowledgement of nudity or unusual circumstances. Weather and sports segues are delivered with identical gravity.
PLATFORM ROUTING // 7 PLATFORMS
tiktoktame
tight framing on face + jacket — no below-desk content
youtube-shortstame
tight framing, suitable for YouTube policy
CLIP LENGTH: 60 seconds